Al Franken

Have you been following Trump’s trial? I have. It’s easy to get sucked into the drama, the legal analysis, and, sometimes, the comedy of it all.

This upcoming election is so important that I am willing to go to desperate ends to raise money to help Democrats win in key races — like bathing in expired milk.

Donald Trump’s not making a big secret about his motives — he says it’s about revenge. He promised a “bloodbath” if he doesn’t win.

Yesterday the prosecution and defense gave their opening arguments in what appears to be the only case against Trump that will go to trial before the election.

Stormy Daniels received a check from Michael Cohen for $130,000. To shut up. Cohen also paid $50,000 to Trump’s doorman who had (bogus) information on a supposed love child Trump fathered.

As you no doubt know, Arizona’s Supreme Court resurrected an abortion ban from 1864 (before it was a state!) that bans all abortions with an exception for the life of the mother. (Generous of them.)