Re: I have something REALLY important to say
My name is Josh Riley, and I was the 2022 Democratic nominee for Congress in New York’s 19th District. (If you want to learn more about my campaign, you can see some of my ads here, here, and here.)
Jimmy Carter
I had the great honor of meeting Former President Jimmy Carter on a number of occasions. My favorite was hammering nails with him on the northside of Minneapolis at a Habitat for Humanity Project.
A Romantic Donor Appeal
There’s nothing more romantic than political passion. That’s why I’ve always found that Valentine’s Day is the best non-legal holiday to make a request for your support for Midwest Values PAC.
I’m going to be honest — finally!
But to be honest, MVP does need your support so that we can continue to help so many progressive candidates around the country.
EXCITING NEW WEBSITE!!!
I can’t think of anything more exciting than the announcement that Midwest Values PAC has updated its website!
Not Written by ChatGBT
I’m going to be frank with you, this fundraising email is written by me, Al, and not by AI (artificial intelligence). See how confusing that is? Al and Al look exactly the same — because, in this font, a lower case “l” and a capital “I” look exactly the same. Yet one is me. And the other is not writing this email.
Thanks to MVP and Al Franken
I want to personally thank you for your contribution to our Workers to the Front canvassing program. We’ve had a long partnership with Senator Franken and Midwest Values PAC — and thanks to your support, more than 1,200 UNITE HERE hospitality workers knocked on over 3.2 million doors in Nevada, Arizona, Pennsylvania, and Georgia, delivering victories for Democratic senators in all four states.
My New Year’s Resolution
Well, it’s the start of a new year! That can mean a lot of things to different people. Time to exercise more regularly, for example. Or to eat healthier foods. And recycle more. Or to give more of your time and attention to the people around you. Or to organize your closet.
Holidays are a time for family
The holidays are a time for family. So, please read this fundraising letter to your family.
Hi, family member! In case you haven’t had the pleasure of reading these — here’s my schtick: These are fundraising emails disguised as parodies of fundraising emails. So much for the disguise!
Bullet to the Groin
This past Election Day, we successfully dodged a bullet that was intended for the groin of our very democracy. I’m sorry. The heart.