Shame on You!
My last email, in which I offered to humiliate myself physically and emotionally, was my most successful fundraising email to date. You sick people set a fundraising record for these PAC emails – raising money that will go directly to worthy Democratic candidates in key states.
I Will Bathe in Expired Milk!
This election cycle is so important that I am willing to go to desperate ends to raise money to help Democrats win in key races!
I am begging! Do you want to step on me? Is that your thing?
