Al Franken

Trump announced last week that he’s going to be selling a new path to citizenship: The “Gold Card.” For just $5,000,000 (that’s $5 million), a (wealthy) foreigner will gain the right to live and work in the U.S. and earn their way to becoming an American. What a steal!

Here is my live reaction to Trump's speech last night:

Some of my emails can be a bit long-winded — but not this one. Here’s why: 

You’ve probably noticed something about the Trump administration: They’re really good at flooding the zone with bad news.

What are the odds that the worst person in the world and the richest person in the world would be the two most powerful men in the world?

It appears that Sec. of Defense Hegseth has already ruled out two outcomes in the now nascent peace talks between Russia and Ukraine.