Secretary of… Questionable Decision Making
We all remember Signal-gate earlier this year.
Profiteer-in-Chief
In an August New Yorker article, writer David Kirkpatrick tallied the profits to the Trump family this term so far. The number? $3.4 billion. That’s right. $3.4 BILLION!
As my thanks to you
First, thank you for opening this email.
Trump’s Perversion of The Pardon:
When the Founders put the presidential pardon into the Constitution, they didn’t think it would one day be used to free rioters who stormed federal grounds or wealthy convicted felons who enriched the president by millions.
Non-Euclidean fonts
Here at the Midwest Values PAC Center for Innovation in Fundraising Emails, our scientists are working around the clock to develop new and exciting ways of asking you to donate some of your hard-earned cash to help us help Democrats win.
Grotesque
Turns out, Americans have a pretty good bullshit meter!
I don’t feel like crap anymore!
What a difference a year makes! I went from feeling like crap to feeling…good?! Dare I say hopeful even!?
Today’s the day!
Trump says he will grant only partial SNAP benefits to the 42 million Americans who rely on them to feed themselves and their kids.
Don’t want your dough, just go vote
Tomorrow is Election Day. Vote!
How To Prevent The Heebie-Jeebies:
Here’s something scary: This is your last chance to donate to Midwest Values PAC before our first major elections since Trump slithered back into the White House.
