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  • From the Desk of Al Franken

I Will Bathe in Expired Milk

This upcoming election is so important that I am willing to go to desperate ends to raise money to help Democrats win in key races — like bathing in expired milk.

I mean come on — the Republican candidate for president is on trial for 34 felony charges! Right now!

Today is the last day of the month, and since you’re on this email list I’m willing to bet you’re getting tons of urgent emails saying things like, “We’re so far from reaching our goal!” 

Well, we are so far from reaching our goal, too!

Midwest Values PAC just sent $165K of your contributions to support ground game operations in key states like North Carolina and Montana. 

We’ve also contributed to Ruben Gallego and Colin Allred’s Senate campaigns in Arizona and Texas.  (You remember Colin, right? The man tasked with taking down Cruz? Colin is an NFL linebacker turned civil rights lawyer turned Congressman!)

Your contributions will help us do more of that!

Al

P.S. I am willing to debase myself in any legal way of your choosing to get rid of Ted Cruz. Please contribute!

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Somehow, it’s been 20 years since I started Midwest Values PAC to help Democrats win elections — from progressive organizations to state legislatures to Congress to the White House — who share the values I grew up with in St. Louis Park, Minnesota.

Since 2006, Midwest Values PAC has invested more than $4 million in 341 candidates and organizations — and counting. 

Of course, none of this happens without you (or supporters like you) who care enough to pitch in.

As we mark our 20th anniversary, the work is more urgent than ever. This year, we have a big job: flip the House, take the Senate, and win up and down the ballot at the state and local level.

To mark our 20th year, we’ve set an ambitious goal: 26,000 contributions by Election Day 2026.

DONATE HERE

Thanks for being part of this fight, and for sticking with us for 20 years (or for just joining — welcome!).

Al

P.S. Over the years, okay, decades, we’ve helped Democrats win tough races all across the country by investing early, intelligently, and strategically. That’s how you flip seats. That’s how you protect democracy. And that’s how you stop the worst impulses of a president who never should have been president in the first place.

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