My last email, in which I offered to humiliate myself physically and emotionally, was my most successful fundraising email to date. You sick people set a fundraising record for these PAC emails – raising money that will go directly to worthy Democratic candidates in key states.
I didn’t want to write an email in which I offered to debase myself for money, but my fundraising director swore that it would be wildly successful.
So, here goes. If you donate to Midwest Values PAC to support Democrats running for office in absolutely critical races, I WILL READ FORMER MINNESOTA GOVERNOR TIM PAWLENTY’S CAMPAIGN AUTOBIOGRAPHY, COURAGE TO STAND.
Word for fucking word!
I hope you’re happy!