A Not-Insulting End-of-Quarter Email

If you’re a political donor — and, of course, you are — you get a lot of fundraising emails that insult your intelligence. Unless, of course, you’re an idiot.

Anyway, it’s the end of the quarter. And everybody who’s raising money is sending out an end-of-quarter email. Why should I be any different?

Midwest Values PAC is contributing all over the damn place. We must fucking win these goddamn secretary of state races!!! Jesus Christ! If we lose those, they can steal the 2024 elections and the world will go to shit! Our fucking democracy is at stake.

I hope that last paragraph (or the first one) didn’t offend you. The point is MVP has contributed to U.S. Senate races across the country — governor races — state Supreme Court races — and heavily in ground game in Nevada and Pennsylvania. And of course, to a number of secretary of state races.


P.S. I hate most of the fundraising emails that I get. I figured I owe you something a little different. Maybe something that will entertain you a little. In this one, I’ve used a lot of irony and foul language to emphasize the importance of these races, and of course, to entertain.

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